Me during business meetings.
“We just got back from the prom.”
“Did you have dates?”
I played D&D before it was cool….
“When you yell at someone, who hears it more: you or them? You’re only hurting yourself by getting angry. I want to live to be 100. I haven’t raised my voice in 40 years.”
Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands reopens Rijksmuseum
(Source: idiod, via laughterkey)