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Me during business meetings.
(Source: peterfromtexas)
“We just got back from the prom.”
“Did you have dates?”
“Um, yeah.”
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I played D&D before it was cool….
(Source: thegeekgift)
“When you yell at someone, who hears it more: you or them? You’re only hurting yourself by getting angry. I want to live to be 100. I haven’t raised my voice in 40 years.”
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(Source: idiod, via laughterkey)